Geeks Guide to Falling Backwards

Written by Joe Shindelar On Jan 15, 23:56

Yes this is a guide to falling over. But it’s not what you might think. The object isn’t to teach you how to fall over and make a fool out of yourself so people can laugh at you even more then they already do. Rather this guide will show you how to make the most of your spill by turning it into a beautiful display of your manliness, and physical prowess.

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Guide to Covering Up the Inevitable Wind

Written by Joe Shindelar On Jan 15, 23:56

But even taking these simple precautionary measures won’t always guarantee success. So what do you do when the moment comes and you can no longer suppress the build up of toxic gasses in your lower intestines?

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Be a Backstabber

Written by Alice Shindelar On Jan 15, 19:42

I think someone was a little angsty when they wrote this.

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How to Be Good at Snowboarding

Written by Joe Shindelar On Jan 15, 19:34

Learning to snowboard is the easy part, learning the names of all the tricks you can and can’t do could take years. This guide will help you do both. Sort of.

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How to Ride the City Bus

Written by Joe Shindelar On Jan 15, 19:24

It’s really a whole lot easier then you might think.

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Getting Good Grades

Written by Joe Shindelar On Jan 15, 19:15

I do well in school, but for some reason unknown to me I still haven’t been able to master the art of eating with my mouth closed. But anyway you look at it getting good grades isn’t ever a bad thing. However it’s not always easily accomplished as something like cutting through butter, or calculating how fast a banana would fall if you threw it straight down while you where traveling straight up at the speed of light. Whatever the case this is a topic that people ask me about a lot.

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